DMToad (Colorado River Toad)

DMToad (Colorado River Toad)


Shipping to United States: $4.00

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This trippy toad is cast in solid resin, and at nearly 2" long it's roughly half scale to the average real specimen. The Colorado River Toad is illegal to own, due to its endangered status. Possibly also because it secretes a bufotoxin that really sends you out there when you smoke it. So I've heard.

Painted with oxidizing bronze, then treated with antique green patina. Each one will have an individual patina pattern. After oxidizing it gets sprayed with satin clear coat to protect the finish.

But wait there's more. I got three options. Photo #6 shows the antique bronze DMToad with its 2" square gift box. You can upgrade to a Smokin' DMToad (photo #7), which includes three magic cigarettes that blow smoke rings when you light them. This toad has a little hole drilled to hold the cigarettes, but it's not very noticeable. Or finally, you can pay a little less for a very neat thermochromatic color-changing toad (#8). When warmed to 88 degrees or higher it changes from dark hunter green to frosted white.

UPDATE: Smokin' Toad is no longer available, due to a lack of suppliers of cigs. I used to buy mine from an Etsy seller, but that store isn't currently operating. Let me know if you find a source somewhere.

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Allow up to seven days between payment and shipment. You can contact me before purchasing to check if I can ship out sooner.

Domestic orders ship USPS First Class (unless weight or size necessitates Priority Mail or Parcel Post). International orders all ship via USPS First Class. If that's too slow, contact me before purchasing to arrange rush delivery.

Insurance is not included, and is the sole responsibility of the buyer to arrange before purchasing.

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I gladly accept returns and exchanges

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Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

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I'll cancel any order on request with no questions asked, as long as it hasn't shipped yet. If you want to return something, send it to the return address on your shipping label at your own expense, and contact me to provide a tracking number. I'll refund the item cost when I receive it in undamaged, re-sellable condition.
Packages that are lost, delayed, or damaged by the postal service are not my responsibility to track or replace. But I try to be a nice guy, so contact me if there are any problems and we'll make a deal.


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