Monkeys Paw USB Drive

Monkeys Paw USB Drive


Shipping to United States: $4.00

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8GB USB drive embedded into a painted rubber casting of a Monkey's Paw. It's got fake fur too. Includes a protective cap (see image #4) and a gift box. There's also a band of antiqued faux bronze, mostly to help keep the hair on the paw. The rubber casting is high-density, ever-lasting urethane, not latex, so it's virtually unbreakable (image #6) and I can't get the paint to scrape off in my stress tests.

Wether you like it or not, each drive arrives loaded with a 13-track, 47 minute mp3 album of electronic experimental music that I chose to fit the theme. A collection of recordings made over the last few years, mostly with analog modular and homemade synths, takes up a mere 57 megs of space. If you don't want it you're free to delete it with a couple of keystrokes, so whatever and you're welcome.

See image #5 to get an idea of the variation. These are individually hand made, so expect your paw to possibly look a little different than any one of these pictures. Ships within seven days or purchase.


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Shipping from United States

Allow up to seven days between payment and shipment. You can contact me before purchasing to check if I can ship out sooner.

Domestic orders ship USPS First Class (unless weight or size necessitates Priority Mail or Parcel Post). International orders all ship via USPS First Class. If that's too slow, contact me before purchasing to arrange rush delivery.

Insurance is not included, and is the sole responsibility of the buyer to arrange before purchasing.

Returns & Exchanges

I gladly accept returns and exchanges

Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery

Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery

I don't accept cancellations

But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.

The following items can't be returned or exchanged

Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:

  • Custom or personalized orders
  • Perishable products (like food or flowers)
  • Digital downloads
  • Intimate items (for health/hygiene reasons)

Returns and exchange details

I'll cancel any order on request with no questions asked, as long as it hasn't shipped yet. If you want to return something, send it to the return address on your shipping label at your own expense, and contact me to provide a tracking number. I'll refund the item cost when I receive it in undamaged, re-sellable condition.
Packages that are lost, delayed, or damaged by the postal service are not my responsibility to track or replace. But I try to be a nice guy, so contact me if there are any problems and we'll make a deal.


Not currently available for commissions.